May 2013
wh1rring:
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
April 2013
supernaturallychallenged:
I think what i’m most excited about in Finding Dory is what happened to these guys
(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: “So, what will it be?”
Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
